Make your own.

Has your boss picked on you at work (again) ?

Has that sleaze ball from accounts made you look like an idiot at the monthly management meeting (again) ?

Has Ken from marketing parked in your space (again) ?

Yes to any of these ?

Then you need to get even, embarrass them and make sure that they know that you are not to be messed with.

Follow these easy instructions and place the poops strategically around the office and peace will reign once more.

Or you could bring your dog into the office and let it poop for real in your bosses printer.

Let me know how you get on.

My gift to you.

For those of you that came to my blog just to see what the date is according to the human calendar, then I'm sorry there is a large blank space under "Today is ...".
The website that creates the calendar is down for repairs with no ETA for completion.

But until then please feel free to have a play on Korea's top kids game - "Poop Attack".

Take control of the little Korean child as he battles to stop the woman above him drop a steaming one on his head. Get a few direct hits and you will power up and get a supercharged finger to fire at her derrière!

Nothing to do with dog fouling or red rubber bands, but fun never the less.

Go on, you know you want to ...

Good luck :-)

The Himeji Poop Museum.

Many thanks to Arnold Snelling, a British expat in Japan, for sending me this info.

While out for a drive with his wife he came across a sign for The Himeji Poop Museum.

For those of you that can't read Japanese Arnold has kindly translated the museums sign ...

Everybody come and play!

Come and look!

We have poop books!
Rabbit: It's shit time!
Gorilla: Come and see my shit too!
Elephant: Animal shit is here!
See it. Touch it! Smell it! Explore!

Who could resist such an invitation?

Inside there are vast displays of different animal poops, that you can look, handle & sniff to your heart's content. They also have an impressive library which houses their entire collection of books on poop—including one made out of reconstituted elephant dung!

Your guide through the entire museum is The Shit Professor who says, "I know everything there is to know about shit".

That's good to know.

As you leave the museum you are encouraged to take a souvenir photo of your loved one to remind you of your visit to Japan ...

Guess where you stick your loved one's head?

Rubber Band Gatling Gun

The UK charity - Keep Britain Tidy - recently called on the public to collect up rubber bands dropped by postal workers after a survey claimed they were found on 6% of UK streets.

Some 13,000 rubber bands were handed in as part of its Big Tidy Up campaign.

Now the charity plans to hand them back to The Royal Mail in a giant envelope outside its London headquarters.

Hand them back my arse !!!!!

This what the staff at the Keep Britain Tidy offices want the rubber bands for.

Bloody brilliant !!!

I have ordered mine from the Lego website for only $300. I intend to use it to return all the red rubber bands to the postman who drops them in my garden the next time he delivers my mail.

That should give him something to discuss down the sorting office.

Andy Murray's Success and Anti-Dog Fouling Action

Can Andy Murray's success be linked to anti-dog fouling activities?

As we know, Andy is from Dunblane. The attack on dog fouling there was underway as far back as 2004. The Dublane Web of September that year notes:

A year ago, footpaths were overgrown, there were significant litter and dog fouling problems, most of the public open spaces were in a poor state of neglect....putting extra effort into Dunblane now means substantial and permanent improvement and that is motivating people into making that extra effort.

Full report here.

The message is simple, clear it up and make Britain great again!

Therefore, if we fill Wembly with dog faeces now, then immediately begin the clear up campaign, the World Cup will be in the bag!