Friday, December 28, 2012

Smooth, Sophisticated Ladies' Man

Or perhaps not, I'll leave you to judge.
Somehow, this little gem has escaped us until now. It really shows how a man can enhance his worth in the eyes of his lady.
A girl goes to take a shower. Her boyfriend, in a most romantic way, makes a pretend piece of dog excrement out of chocolate and then collects a tray of snow and throws the snow with the "excrement" into the shower!
The lady is horrified and describes his actions as "nasty". I say, "nice one, my son!" If only all men knew how to get to a girl's heart in this manner, the world would be a different place (and a few of us wouldn't be walking straight!).

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Baseball And Dog Fouling

Now these are not topics you would immediately link together. Well, the dog in the following video does!
As can be seen from the attempts to capture it, it is a feisty little creature. Perhaps it doesn't like baseball or perhaps it was simply in urgent need of relieving itself?
Either way, it has provided us with a laugh and reminded us that dog fouling transcends all things and will strike at sporting events in the US as well as on the pavements of the UK!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas!

All at Dog Fouling And Red Rubber Bands HQ wish all our followers and readers a very happy and faeces free Festive Season!
Merry Christmas! 

Leith Rewards Again!

We have already seen on this blog how Leith rewards those, who pick up. Here, we see Mary being rewarded for clearing up after her dog. 
I love the focus at the beginning on a pile of dog excrement. I love the interaction. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was staged!
Well done Mary and well done Leith, keep the music rolling and the excrement flowing!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Dog Fouling, Music And Christmas

In this Festive season it had to happen in some shape or form.
Here it is, a Christmas song about dog fouling, albeit that the fouling is taking place indoors.
I salute this artist and wish him and the dog a Merry Christmas!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Scoop It And Fling It

Clearly this is the philosophy of life, to which the lady featured in the following videos appears to adhere. She has got the concept of living with your neighbours off to a fine art in that she appears to manage her relationship with them by totally ignoring their comforts!
I am particularly impressed by the way she actually takes her dog in one video to what appears to be a cultivated area, waits for it to defecate and then scoops it and flings it.
Little more can be said other than to observe that, once again , the power of CCTV becomes clear. Again, I stress how wrong it would be to post a bulging jiffy bag to the perpetrator!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Another Neighbour Dispute And Dog Fouling

Not too much to say about this one. It is as the title suggests. Two neighbours are at war, this isn't their only sojourn into Youtube.
On this occasion, the interaction is short and sweet and involves the tossing of a bag of dog excrement.
Thank goodness those involved are grown up, imagine how it would be if either chose to be childish!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Pavement Art In Hastings

Our thanks must go to South East Operative AC for providing us with the following example of pavement art.
We all know that Hastings is a thriving, cosmopolitan town where dog fouling is something of an issue. Therefore, it shouldn't really be a surprise that this marvellous example of pavement art should have originated in this seaside resort.
There are aspects of this we will never know or understand. Did the placing of the frame precede the arrival of the dog? Was this a conscious attempt to make an artistic statement or is it coincidence? Is the frame now stained with faeces?
All I know is that there is somebody in the Hastings area, who sees the world as we do. Whoever you are, we salute you and wish you many happy years in the world of art!

Monday, December 17, 2012

There Are No Flies On The Makers Of This Video

Which is more than can be said for the pile of faeces in Hollywood in the video below!
Given that this is in Hollywood, can we expect a major film on the topic? Mutating Flies, perhaps? Revenge of the Steaming Pile? Debbie Does Dog Faeces? The possibilities are endless.
Suffice it to say, I would advise everyone to avoid this pavement/sidewalk!

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Once Again, It Brings Out The Worst In People

On this occasion it brings out racism, it brings out the foulest of language and it brings out hate and anger.

All this because there appears to have been some dog fouling taking place.

With all the hatred in the world already, we can do without this. That said, it has made me feel sane again and reminded me that my life is relatively simple. Who would have thought that such an exchange could ultimately produce feelings of calm?

Thursday, December 13, 2012

If Music Be The Food Of Love.........

...then there won't be much romance in this fellow's life!
That said, this is still art! It has many positives, not least that it leaves us in no doubt that the singer has stepped in excrement.
I admire this man. He is not afraid to express his emotions. He shouts, he cries, he sings he also, by implication, has fouled his friend's carpet. Good on him!
I challenge you to listen to this and not hum it afterwards!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Streetkleen - The World has Been Waiting For You!

Once in a while we are blessed with the appearance of kindred spirits. This has now happened in the form of Streetkleen!
Have you ever wondered just how much dog excrement is produced in your county? I know that I have and I have spent many hours trying to work out formulae to calculate the size of the mountain of waste around me.
Now, there is no need to wonder about this. Streetkleen has used information available from the Pet Food Manufacturers' Association to tell us just how much excrement is sloshing around.
If you live anywhere in the UK, you can now be totally aware of how much attention you need to pay to pavements and paths.
As I type this I am feeling quite emotional so I'll simply leave you with the link. Patronise these brothers and sisters of righteousness, support them, cherish them!
Link here.

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