Postman Pat is a Nazi

Recently unearthed in the research files of the late great Nazi Hunter, Simon Wiesenthal, is this 1943 photograph of Briefträger-Klaps aka Postman Pat during a Hitler Youth rally.

It was rumoured that Briefträger-Klaps was the driving force behind the introduction of red rubber bands to the German Post Office during the 1930's and that he was Hitler's No:1 advisor in all things elasticated during WW2.

Briefträger-Klaps experiments on Allied POW's with latex allergies using red rubber bands, is acknowledged by today's scientists as ground breaking research. Obviously these experiments are forbidden in todays civilized society.

Never far from his sidekick, Jess die Schwarzweiss-Katze aka Jess the black & white cat, the two of them disappeared after the war only to resurface in the 1990's, this time rebranded as a friendly duo - but still retaining their unhealthy interest in red rubber bands.

Simon Wiesenthal's dying wish was for Postman Pat & his red rubber bands to be brought to justice.

I hope that this blog goes some small way in doing just that.

He's still at it ...

Is there no one that can stop this fiend ?

He is laughing at us all and there is nothing we can do about it. What good is the threat of a £50 fine for littering to Postman Pat ?

Red rubber bands lie strewn around our streets and still nothing is done about Postman Pat and his black & white, red rubber band littering cat!

Britains most wanted - Postman Pat ...

God - we even let our kids watch this "dealer in death".

What kind of sick world do we live in where children can watch the glamorisation of red rubber bands ?!?!