Wednesday, April 15, 2015

It Got Out of Hand in Boca Raton, Florida

Amy Goldberg, 57
Dog fouling, as we have discussed before, crosses all barriers of class and race. The Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton boasts 1,300 homes costing from $300,000 into the millions. One cannot imagine it being awash with faeces!
 
 
 
Appearances can, however, be deceptive! Amy Goldberg, pictured above, alleges that her 67 year old neighbour allowed her dog to foul the area without clearing up.
 
Allegedly, Amy could take no more and, allegedly, smeared said faeces over her neighbour's arms and face. This, of course, would be the only logical response under the circumstances.
 
We stress that Amy denies the allegations claiming she threw said faeces at her neighbour. Here at Dog Fouling and Red Rubber Bands HQ, we say "innocent until proven guilty".
 
There is, however, a clear moral to this story, namely; "don't mess with Amy!"
 
We thank North American and South England Operative AN for bringing this to our attaention.
 
We thank the Mail Online, whose full report of the alleged incident can be read here.

Friday, April 03, 2015

Crayford Town Hall

Crayford Town Hall has recently been renovated. It was, therefore, with uplifted spirits that North Kent Operative "DN" paid a visit to said building. What she found would turn the stomach of a hardened campaigner!

I can't really work out exactly what has gone on here. Acting on the assumption that this was produced by one dog, I have to say that I am torn between absolute disgust and total respect!

I can only hope that Operative "DN" was not responsible for the spreading of the faeces. This would have been traumatic and would, without any doubt, have led to nightmares, not to mention the bill for cleaning the carpet.

We thank North Kent Operative DN for this first foray into the world of dog fouling!

To use modern communication; #Respect


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