Clint Eastwood Advises On What Happens To Dog Excrement

I expect that you have often wondered what happens to dog excrement once it has been deposited. I know that I have spent many hours pondering on this very subject. Where does it go, how is it cleared up?

Clint appears to know very well what happens to it. In fact, in this scene from one of his films, he elaborates upon that very point. This proves that dog fouling has been a problem since the seventies.

Clint, thank you for raising the issue to Hollywood status!

I can still taste what on your lips ?!?!?

This is a clip from a recent episode of Forbidden Science.

I have watched this clip over and over again - not because there are two hot girls kissing in it I hasten to add - but because of the comment one of the girls makes after finishing the kiss.

Does she really say, "I can still taste the dog turd on your lips".

Now we know how she picks up her dog's poop!

Making Things Right with Pete & Red

Pete & Red are God's!

They have an answer to all of those issues that really piss you off. They shy away from nothing and will tackle everything from sexual harassment in the work place to loud car stereos & neighbours from hell and of course, not forgetting our favourite, dog fouling.

Once you have listened to their words of wisdom, do a search for them in YouTube - you will be surprised at how refreshingly practical they can be in any situation.

"Sometimes you just got to give a jerk his dog crap back!"

Yellow snow

Please, please, please be careful. With all this snow & ice about it is so easy to forget the menace that is lurking just below the crisp white surface in our parks & pavements.

It is the duty of Dog Fouling & Red Rubber Bands to highlight the danger signs that will prevent your "family walk in the snow" becoming a snowball in the face that no one wants ...

1. Brief your family & plan your route: A walk in a snow covered park that is frequented by dogs is fraught with "hidden dangers". If you decide to walk in such areas then make sure your group, particularly the young & elderly, are aware of the tell tale signs, eg: yellow snow, melted areas & paw marks. AVOID!

2. Agree action plans & leads for different scenarios: A dog turd snowball in the face requires a different response from the group to a child sucking on a yellow snowball or chewing on a frozen "Mars bar" found nearby. BE PREPARED!

3. Watch for the big melt: This is the time that you will see just how close you were to danger. Get out quickly and start plotting these finds on a map in preparation for the next snow fall that will hide them all again. Be one step ahead & keep your family safe.

I hope this helps. If you have any other tips to keep our readers safe in the winter months then please let us know.

Also - do red rubbers bands migrate during the winter months ? I haven't seen any for ages :-)

Poo Trap Revisited

You will all remember the Poo Trap.

This is clearly an idea, which is catching on. I thougt that I would take the opportunity to promote a simlar idea. My only objection; why bin it? There must be someone, who would benefit from a postal delivery.