Off to work with a smile

Many thanks to Ms Betty Boner of Crystal Springs, Mississippi, USA for sending me this one.

I particularly like the efforts that the wife has gone to in hiding the dog crap under the car handle for her husband to find on his way to work.

As with most dog shit comedy capers we have seen on this blog, the victim responds with involuntary vomiting on realising that they have touched, tasted or smelt dog faeces.

I'm sure the husband in this video clip saw the funny side and has enjoyed laughing about his wife's side splitting tease during many a dinner party. You be the judge ...

Dog shit calendar

I'm back from holiday, refreshed and recharged and ready to rejoin the fight against the dog fouling blight on our landscape.

I used to think that there was no way to make a profit from incidents of dog mess - that was until I walked into a small joke shop in a mid Argyll (Scotland) and found evidence that the world is still full of entrepreneurs despite this terrible recession we are in.

The advertisement read:

"The Monthly Doos 2010 Dog Poop Calendar : For only £12.99 you can have 12 months of pure crap from a poop from the Far East to that special gift left under the tree"

No Bullshit!!! You heard right - a 2010 calendar featuring pictures of dog crap from around the world can be yours for only £12.99.

Each month includes details about the "hound that left the mound" along with doggy doo trivia relevant to that month AND (if that's not all) all the UK, Canadian, USA & Australian public holidays and moon phases (do they influence dog fouling in some way?).

Needless to say I jumped at the opportunity and bought one to brighten up my office - now I can't wait until 2010!

Warning - Explicit Evidence of the Dangers of Dog Fouling

This Video Is Hard Hitting. Be Warned Before Watching!

Dog fouling might seem funny, right up to the point, when the product is on your foot. Now imagine that you have no shoes on!

That is exactly what happened to this lady.

It isn't funny and serves only to illustrate the effects of this disgusting crime.

Feel free to watch this video but do NOT watch it if you have a weak stomach or have just eaten. Be advised, the lady vomits!

If only all MPs would watch this and see the devastating effects!

This Video Is Hard Hitting. Be Warned Before Watching!

£500 Reward For Information Re Dog Fouling

£500 cash for reporting dog fouling

Waltham Forest council is offering a reward of £100 to people, who provide information about dog fouling, which results in a summons being issued, £50 on conviction and £500 if the court imposes the maximum fine.

This is an ideal opportunity. I will get as many people as I can, who are on lower incomes, retired or unemployed, to let their dogs foul the stret while I video the act. Each will receive a lower end fine, let us say £50 maximum, leaving us with £100 to share between us.

Thank you, Waltham Fortest council, this will be a welcome source of additional income!

Article here.

Recycling Gone Too Far

Jill Martin Waves to The Cameras

My thanks to the BBC for bringing us this story.

Two years ago, after 21 years, Jill's marriage broke down.

There was nothing else to do but feed her husband a curry containing dog's excrement. In mitigation, having pleaded guilty at court, Jill's lawyer explained that she had suffered five years of continued mental abuse.

This is yet another way of cleaning up the streets. Jill, we all understand where you came from. Read all about Jill's actions here.

Did the Sheriff find it funny? We will never know but as can be seen here, she chose to admonish Jill for her actions.

The moral is simple. If you have a divorce pending, reach for the shovel and go for a walk!