We all know what the primary focus of this site has been of late; yes, that's correct, people allowing their dogs to foul without taking the required remedial action.
The question, which needs to be answered is "what would you do if this happened in your living room"? For this lady, the answer is simple; "catch it".
I don't really need to say anymore than this. The dog begins to foul the carpet and she demonstrates that she could have made a good wicket keeper.
Family Guy is rich in sketches that relate to dog fouling - remember the dog turd sketch?
This one is even better and involves Stewie & Brian somehow being transported to another world. A world run by dogs - a world of role reversal. But even in this "topsy turvy" world, the requirement to pick up after your "pet" still remains. But in this world the "pet" can shout at the owner and demand that they "pick up my poop".
Can you imagine how much cleaner our world would be if the dog could shout at its owner and embarass him/her into picking up its mess ? Fantastic!
I also like the ultra fast response by the police in the sketch - something I have yet to see in our world :-)
Sit back and enjoy the best sketch from Family Guy and as you do, ask yourself where Stewie produced the napkin from as his trousers are by his feet ?!?!?!
I have a fairly fertile imagination but I have to say that even I couldn't have made a link between extremist politics and white dog poo. Therefore, I take my hat off to "keckboy", who has made that vital link.
That said, I am now resolved to make my contribution to the political link. We have an election pending in seven weeks. I will smear my shoes before entering the polling station.
Definition of ranting: It is the act of spewing out information in an angry stream of words that delivers a message.
Have you ever been so annoyed with something that you just had to explode into a rant about it?
Before you do – make sure that you fully understand the rules of a rant and then let rip.
Follow these simple steps to ensure a successful rant.
1. Find something that seriously annoys you or gets on your nerves – in this case dog fouling.
2. Know your subject & do your research. You don't want to end up looking like a fool half way through your rant.
3. Don't rush! Take your time and relish every second of your rant. Dog fouling is serious business – rushing it will make you babble like a lunatic.
4. Never yell. Yelling constantly in your ranting is immature.
5. Humour. It never hurts to have it in your ranting. It shows that you're still human and not overcome with blind rage to feel any other emotion.
6. No swearing. That's easier said than done when dealing with dog fouling – but try your best.
7. Make your point. Your rant must contain a conclusion because it is what ties everything together. It allows people to see that you're focus enough to write a decent, thought out rant. Hopefully if you illustrate your point well enough you will also sway people into thinking the way you do.
Now watch this example and see if she follows my seven steps to a successful rant – or is she just talking dog shit?!?!
Many thanks to the News Shopper for this real treat. What makes the point better than a young girl with a face full of faeces? In fact "young girl with a face full of faeces" sounds like an excellent name for a band but I digress.
Stone parish council has clearly had a stomach full of dog fouling and is, therefore, distributing the above poster. Obviously, burglary and violent crime do not occur in this oasis of calm and heaving dog waste.
I am a little confused by one aspect of the poster. I cannot understand why we should ring a number to report a young girl, who persistently consumes dog excrement. Surely a doctor and a child psychiatrist would be more appropriate?
As the BBC news article says: A free pet microchipping scheme designed to clamp down on dog fouling could be extended across County Durham after a successful pilot scheme.
Apparently, as you get your dog microchipped for free, dog wardens advise you against the consequences of fouling.
If I lived in Durham, I'd save money by attending the session and getting my dog chipped.
I have to be honest, I would then go outside and stand there until my dog fouled the doorstep. While this would achieve little, it would be funny and would certainly teach respect!
Apparantly white dog poop (or rather the lack of it) has been the subject of much debate all around the world. The internet is full of people asking, "What ever happened to white dog poop?".
Sarah Silverman has asked in song and countless others have pondered over its disappearance. Just Google white dog poop and you will see what I mean!
There are loads of different theories out there, ranging from global warming to poisoning by Al Qaeda but the real reason appears to be the lack of "real" bones & calcium in todays dog food.
Enjoy the song and remember your childhood days of long hot summers in the park with your mates playing football and the pile of white dog faeces that you used to mark the penalty spot.
