Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

While not specifically about dog fouling, I think we should all acknowledge that this song highlights our collective obsession with the production of faeces.

 

It is seasonal and combines Christmas with the act of fouling. What more could we want at this time of year?




Gibraltar - Your Signs Aren't Working!!!

Sign on Gibraltar

South East Operative "AN" recently visited Gibraltar on "business". He was struck by the artistry shown in the sign depicted above. There is a touching aspect of innocence about the picture, having been produced by young children.

 

That said, it's very rare for sentiment to achieve anything. Gibraltar, you have failed! The pile below was pictured in close proximity to the sign above!

  



  

No wonder the Spanish periodically close the border. Would you want that trailed into your country?

Rochford Council - We Salute You - Absolute Legends!

"Poo to me is Disgusting"

 

 

What an amazing line! Once in every generation, a song comes along to capture the imagination and lead the entire nation in thought and deed! Rochford council has achieved such a feat with this amazing song!

 

Cathy Cook of Rochford Council wrote and sang this absolute barnstormer. I don't know how it will make you feel but, on hearing the song, I went out and kicked a massive pile of dog excrement. I achieved nothing but that's not the point!

 

Thanks must go to two of our operatives, who worked together across many miles to bring this to us. Operatives "Trish" from Manchester and "ML" from Cornwall, we acknowledge your commitment to the cause, thank you so much!

 

It only remains to get dancing to this tremendous work of art!