Liam is 8 and is fed up with finding dog excrement in playing fields. He has a solution - ban dogs from all children's parks!
Liam puts dog excrement forward as the reason why England can no longer produce football players, who are good enough to win the world cup.
He has even produced a video to this effect!
We are truly lucky that Liam has neither overreacted nor overstated his case!
Read his full argument (and listen to his radio broadcast!) here.