You know what its like ... you are busy at work and you just can't seem to find the time to do any Xmas shopping. The days are slipping by and still you haven't bought anything for your loved ones ...
Well fret no more. Let Dog Fouling and Red Rubber Bands take the stress out of your Xmas shopping. We have put together a selection of popular gifts and stocking fillers all with a dog shit theme!
Lets go straight for this years "must have" toy - Doggie Doo - the adorable pooing dachshund!!
The Doggie Doo game gives players a chance to scoop up as many plasticine Dachshund dog faeces as possible in order to win.
The dice game, from manufacturer John Adams, retails for up to £24 with some experts hotly tipping the game to be the UK's No1 best seller this Xmas. Dog faeces is set to become a socially acceptable form of family fun!
For only £1.28 you can get your hands on a very realistic rubber dog poo that will have your granny recoiling in horror at the sight of it on her dinner plate.
Grab your camera and be prepared to capture the true essence of Xmas.
I hope this gives you a few ideas - have a Merry "dog shit free" Christmas.