Sunday, March 22, 2015

Baseball and Dog Fouling

I think we have featured this one before but the video is no longer available.
 
We therefore, again, thanks International Operative "AN" for digging this one out.
 
Not being from the US, I don't know much about baseball. Clearly neither does this little dog. In any event, it saw grass, it saw a toilet! Simple!



Wednesday, March 18, 2015

How to Avoid Arrest

Today, thanks to the ever active nose of Operative "AN", we are paying tribute to Maurice Franklin, 45, of Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA.
 
Having allegedly had a few drinks, Maurice brought himself to the attention of the local police. Understandably, they approached him.
 
Maurice then, allegedly, threw himself to the ground and rolled in dog faeces. He then, allegedly, presented the police with something of a unique legal point, namely that they couldn't arrest him because he was covered in sh*t.! It didn't work!
 
Maurice, we salute your  innovative use of uncleared dog waste. Perhaps all lawyers' offices should have a large pile in the corner?
 
If this goes to court, I hope the press attends and that Maurice continues a similar line of defence. I understand courts react well to liquid horse dung. Go to it, Maurice!
 
Full report in the Times Leader here.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Continuing the Music Theme....

I think this one is a cracker!
 
I can hear so many influences here, Bob Dylan, the Beatles and even a hint of Oasis. It also has a dreamy, Seventies quality about it.
 
Suffice it to say, it took me back to my village in Cornwall in the seventies, i.e. absolutely awash as, indeed, it is today!

Chad Logan and the Poop Bags - We salute you as brothers!

 

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Musical Adaptation - You Decide the Value!

I've never before heard of Laura Marling but I have to say, I quite like the morose, melancholic nature of her song "New Romantic", please enjoy it below.



 
 
It does, however, lead to the question; "does this song deserve to be parodied around the topic of dog fouling". It's not really for me to decide, it is for you, our followers and readers!
 
Feel free to view the parody below and comment regarding your preferred version!



Sunday, March 08, 2015

A Cartoon, Music and A Doorway to a Strange World!

Dog fouling has now become an everyday part of our culture. So much so that there appears to be an ever increasing variety of songs and routines designed around the topic of dog fouling.
 
This little cracker introduces us to the concept of collecting dog faeces. While I find that to be somewhat incomprehensible, I cannot get near to the idea of dabbing a bag of faeces onto your face!
 
It's all here, sit back and enjoy!
 
 

 
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