Saturday, September 22, 2012

Another Video Capture

Once again we see the power of the video!
 
The gentleman on camera is wearing a dressing gown while he allows his dog to foul the lawn near a tennis court, directly outside a window!
 
I can't really say much more than that but must observe that it would be quite wrong to gather up a week's worth and post it to him. It would be illegal and I absolutely condemn any such idea! Never do it!
 
Similarly, don't smear it over his front door handle. Again, illegal and quite wrong. I could not begin to countenance such an act!



Wednesday, September 19, 2012

This Is Clearly Not Real...

....but is the 100th post of the year, so why not?
 
The only real message here is, "leave your dog's tail alone"!
 
 

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

McMayhem - Another Pointless Exercise

Having recently blogged a gratuitous music post, I once again find myself in the arena of strange and pointless activity.

 
McMayhem seem to feel that there is merit in convincing people to clean up not their dog's excrement but that left by somebody else's.
 
The astounding thing is that people agree and there is no violence. This can only be a good thing!
 
As with many of my posts, this does no more than establish that dog fouling is deeply embedded within the international psyche!
 
 

Friday, September 07, 2012

If They Won't Bag It, Just Stand There And Eat It!

As our readers and followers will know, we have campaigned tirelessly on this blog to convince dog owners and walkers to bag it and bin it.
 
We are, however, aware that not everybody heeds the message and little can be done to improve their behaviour. Well, ask yourself this; "how would you react if someone ate dog excrement in front of you"?
 
I know what I would do, I would wretch and heave! I think that this would be a perfect way of deterring future offending! Therefore, the following video offers the solution.
 
In future, if you see someone failing to pick up, ask them politely. If they refuse, walk over to the faeces, pick a piece up and eat it! They won't come back after that!
 
If you think it's strange that I should have this idea, I would retort that producing the video below makes me look normal!
 
 

 
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