So advises the Streetkleen team!
This is all about raising awareness of dog fouling in a humorous way. That said, it also gives a clear indication, if one were needed, of the way dog fouling is now a deeply embedded part of our culture.
Now I regard myself as a fairly rational and balanced individual but even I occasionally feel the burning embers of revenge ignite within the core of my being and I feel the urge to communicate with individuals from my past.
Streetkleen will do it for you on Valentine's day. See the picture below.
 This is a stroke of pure genius! I will have to quote them as they put it better than I could hope to: "A pile of faux pax excrement will be delivered especially to them on Valentine's Day, February 14th 2013. Delicately wrapped in a heart shaped box with a loving bow and accompanied by a personalised note or left traditionally anonymous". They go on to suggest a message (of which there are several!):
This is a stroke of pure genius! I will have to quote them as they put it better than I could hope to: "A pile of faux pax excrement will be delivered especially to them on Valentine's Day, February 14th 2013. Delicately wrapped in a heart shaped box with a loving bow and accompanied by a personalised note or left traditionally anonymous". They go on to suggest a message (of which there are several!): 
Roses are Red                                              Violets are Blue
Sh*t stinks....and so do you!
Sh*t stinks....and so do you!
All this for just under £30; bargain!
Obviously, there are some romantic devils at Streetkleen HQ! I think we have all gone wrong at some time in our lives on Valentine's day. As the day approached last year, my wife asked me if I knew what her favourite flower is. I replied that I thought it was Homepride and things have never been quite the same since!
I can say little more other than to wish success to this venture and hope that the legal actions are kept to a minimum!
Place your orders here.
 
 


2 comments :
This has got to be the funniest, most innovative campaign I have ever seen! Fair play to them and hopefully it works as a campaign to highlight the consequences of dog fouling.
And also the consequences of unrequited love!
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