While this news is a few years old, I feel it warrants a mention.
Has it ever been necessary to deal with a bog in Bognor? Are special measures required to protect against the rain in Rainham?
I don't know but it is a recorded fact that dog fouling has been an issue in Shitterton! The Bere Regis Parish Council Minutes for May 2009 record as follows:
Dog poo bins had been requested for Snow Hill, Shitterton, and Chalk Pit Close.
Shitterton - a great place to live if only for the address!