If you follow this blog then you will know how passionate I am about people picking up their dog's poo - after all your dog did it, so you pick it up.
With that in mind I was particularly impressed when I read the efforts a local woman in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, USA went to recently to clean up her front lawn - that was until I saw her picture!
Have a read of this news story reported in seacoastonline.com and then check out "the culprits" picture - then you will understand what I mean ...
"Portsmouth Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog faeces while naked from the waist down(!!).
Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested on Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent.
The charge alleges that on February 28th at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantyless while picking up dog faeces in her front lawn. The charge is based on a neighbours complaint and the month lapse between the alleged incident and Bell’s arrest was due to an investigation into the allegation, said the police spokesman.
Following her arrest, Bell was released on bail and her court case is pending."
Susan Bell
OK, let me be the first to say that I'm all for women walking around without any underwear on, but judging from this lady's "upper half" I'm not sure that I want to see her "lower half". Now if Jennifer Anniston was picking up dog shit, naked from the waist down - do you think anyone would care?
It's pretty obvious what happened here. Susan woke up hungover at 6:20am, probably from drinking downtown where she met a handsome young stud and had a one night stand. She got up to make him some breakfast but remembered that her dog had been shitting all over her front lawn and she hadn't picked it up in weeks!!
Susan is a hot woman and from the photo you can tell she takes pride in her appearance, so she would be mortified that her potential suitor was to see dog shit all over the lawn in the morning. So she rushed out to pick it all up really quickly forgetting she was pantyless.
It's obvious that her neighbours are just jealous because Susan is living like a rock star every night and they are not, so they decided call the cops and put an end to her fun.
If I were her I would show up to court minus my pants.
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She's a babe !!!!
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