So declares Bradford Metropolitan District Council!
This video is one of the better produced so far. It has faeces, it has dogs and it has wardens.
It also makes that vital point about dog excrement - "it stinks"! Thank goodness we have a local authority to tell us this. Without such guidance from civic leaders, I would have carried on imagining that dog excrement is a truly pleasant substance laced with rose water!
We also see evidence of how dog fouling has created employment. Without dog excrement everywhere, the wardens would be out of work.
Just enjoy this video as a work of art!