A tattoo artist + a cheating girlfriend + a bottle of wine = a turd on your back !!
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from her tattoo artist (ex) boyfriend Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a Narnia scene inked on her back. But instead she was left with a pile of dog excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".
She said, "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo ... actually I was passed out for most of the time and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
Don't know about you, but I think Rossie will look quite fetching on the beach this summer with this beauty of a tattoo.