|Amy Goldberg, 57|
Dog fouling, as we have discussed before, crosses all barriers of class and race. The Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton boasts 1,300 homes costing from $300,000 into the millions. One cannot imagine it being awash with faeces!
Appearances can, however, be deceptive! Amy Goldberg, pictured above, alleges that her 67 year old neighbour allowed her dog to foul the area without clearing up.
Allegedly, Amy could take no more and, allegedly, smeared said faeces over her neighbour's arms and face. This, of course, would be the only logical response under the circumstances.
We stress that Amy denies the allegations claiming she threw said faeces at her neighbour. Here at Dog Fouling and Red Rubber Bands HQ, we say "innocent until proven guilty".
There is, however, a clear moral to this story, namely; "don't mess with Amy!"
We thank North American and South England Operative AN for bringing this to our attaention.
We thank the Mail Online, whose full report of the alleged incident can be read here.