Today, thanks to the ever active nose of Operative "AN", we are paying tribute to Maurice Franklin, 45, of Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA.
Having allegedly had a few drinks, Maurice brought himself to the attention of the local police. Understandably, they approached him.
Maurice then, allegedly, threw himself to the ground and rolled in dog faeces. He then, allegedly, presented the police with something of a unique legal point, namely that they couldn't arrest him because he was covered in sh*t.! It didn't work!
Maurice, we salute your innovative use of uncleared dog waste. Perhaps all lawyers' offices should have a large pile in the corner?
If this goes to court, I hope the press attends and that Maurice continues a similar line of defence. I understand courts react well to liquid horse dung. Go to it, Maurice!
Full report in the Times Leader here.