Operative SR recently had occasion to visit Northumberland Court in Eastbourne.
Mindful of the need for vigilance and also to keep his shoes clean, he spotted the following deposit in a communal, grassed area.
Needless to say, he was immediately gripped by a need to trace the offender and so he embarked upon an investigation fit to grace the pages of a Sherlock Holmes novel.
Not long into his enquiry he discovered a likely culprit lurking nearby. He surreptitiously took a picture and we can reveal the identity of the suspected offender below.
Now try telling me that that's a benign substance! Do we need to expand the remit of this blog? I leave the decision to our readers!