We thank Operative JM for bringing this survey to our attention.
We can say little other than please take the time to answer the questions.
I'm not quite sure what will be done with the results but let's not worry ahead.
I particularly like the question regarding whether or not you have ever trodden in dog mess. Unless this survey is open to babies aged 24 hours or less, I can't imagine a single "no" answer to this question.
In my village, getting your shoes covered was almost a rite of passage. The lucky ones had lino and not carpets.
Do please give your responses here.