...then there won't be much romance in this fellow's life!
That said, this is still art! It has many positives, not least that it leaves us in no doubt that the singer has stepped in excrement.
I admire this man. He is not afraid to express his emotions. He shouts, he cries, he sings he also, by implication, has fouled his friend's carpet. Good on him!
I challenge you to listen to this and not hum it afterwards!