"Looking for a great gag gift? Has some one really pissed you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special someone a big stinky pile of shit."
And with these opening words you enter the wonderful world of shitsenders.com, a company that is doing a roaring business in delivering packages containing fresh animal shit to your worst enemy all "guaranteed anonymous" and apparently completely legal(?!?)
The company proudly displays testimonials from satisfied customers:"Your shit is some of the finest shit ever sent in the mail" : Stan - Chicago
"I sent my ex-boyfriend a pile of cow dung about 3 weeks ago ... he's pissed off and going nuts accusing friends, FANTASTIC!" : Amber - San Diego
"This is a gift that every asshole neighbor should get" : Anon - New Jersey
The site helpfully goes onto recommend those who should be sent "a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh shit packages you have ever seen", including cheating partners, your boss, your kids teacher & rich gloating friends ... the possibilities are endless!
Shitsenders.com offers three different types of shit - cow, elephant & gorilla - in two different quantities - a quart or a gallon, with prices ranging from $12.95 - $23.95 + shipping. A small price to pay to watch the look on your miserable bosses face when a gallon of cow dung is delivered to his office desk!
But remember "you may NOT use this service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose". Good advice from a company that makes a living delivering boxes of shit to innocent people anonymously!
I have already emailed them to recommend that they offer dog shit deliveries as well - this would help clear our streets of this menace and bring a smile to someones face.
What a brilliant service that you could only find in the land of the free :-)
1 comments :
You are to be applauded! If you can bring them on board then your actions will result in significant recycling of dog faeces.
Well done!
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